Rampages down Pat

I got a text with a meme in it from a friend the Monday after the Eneffelle division championships were completed last Sunday.

It was a photo of Forrest Gump. Above the photo were the words, “and just like that,” below the face was, “we are now all Rams fans!”

My exact reply was, “Damn straight!”

Belicheat and Co.

You may be able to tell I am no fan of the New England Patriots. I begrudgingly admit they are good—if not even great.

I just don’t care for a coach (Bill “What Cheating?” Belichick) who pulls out borderline (if not outright) illegal plays whenever possible. I get that whatever edge...