Stating terms and towning around

I have had a thought about what people who reside in Wyoming call themselves for some time now.

The term that is officially used (I guess) is Wyomingite.

Wyomingite?

There is a Cure

Wyomingite sounds like something you get a shot for:

“So what is it Doc?”

“You’ve got Wyomingites. Fortunately a lengthy course of penicillin will cure it.”

Ewww.

Call me crazy (go ahead, I’ve heard it before—lots) but I think we should be Wyomingonians.

It’s a little trickier to say initially but way more “bouncy.”

Try it.

“Wi-O-Ming-Oh-Nee-Ans.”

Now faster.

You’ll get the hang of it.

I think Wyomingonians fits ou...