Radicalized rednecks

Somewhere in the Middle East a new scourge is rising with the goal of taking down the American federal government.

Okay, so the Middle East I am talking about is the middle east of Oregon and the terrorists involved here are a bunch of mostly white rednecks with “legitimate” axes to grind with the federal gummint.

So righteous were “Y’all Qaeda’s1” claims that they banded together to raid and occupy the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, the offices of which were closed for the weekend.

They are currently holding the water cooler hostage and have threatened dire consequences for the copier.2

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