A skewed view of football's history

American football’s BIG GAME is fast approaching and I thought it might be a good idea to take a look at the sport’s colorful past.

I am tempted to give a breakdown of the teams going to the dance, but the Eneffelle (and their legal pitbulls) have prohibited pretty much everyone not officially licensed from using either the names of the teams going to the “Stupendous Shindig” or the actual name of the bowl itself.

Since I don’t have express written consent from the lords of American football, I won’t be telling you about the team from the England that ain’t old or the other hawkish team from t...